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Name: Naked
Location: Provo, Utah, United States
Birthday: 4/1/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: Quotable quotes. Hello! Here we are, together at last.
This XANGA grew out of a concept originally started by myself (Mike, Michail--as my mom now spells it, or even Miguelito) and the leprechaun that told me to burn things. What was birthed was a dry erase board that was bigger than your average white board (possibly because of inbreeding). The board lived in apartment 30 but is now doing something we all wish we could do: being in two places at once.
The physical Caucasian board will always be the first place we shall go to record the hilarity of life, the simple things that make us guffaw if you will. However, this site acts as a medium for us to convey those scribbles in a way that all may partake.
So, come, post. This new way of doing things will even let us describe and give background on the quote so we can all be in on the joke. Please include a brief explanation if necessary.
Expertise: Quoting quotes.
Enjoy.
P.S. The name for the site came from Melissa's visions of a clothing free marriage.
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  mikenguyenbyu
AIM:  ragemachinest
Member Since:
12/16/2005
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| Mo locks all the doors to his car and hears an engine running...
Mo: That's their car (pointing to the one parked in front), right?
KRo: Umm.....nope, it's your's. See, the keys are in the ignition.
Mo:.... You've got to be kidding me!
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| Earlier in the day:
Mo:There's an extra $10 that I can't seem to account for.
KRo: Do you mean that there is $10 missing?
Mo: I have a receipt for all the cash expenses and based on what was left over from the trip, there's still $10 missing.
KRo: Maybe the receipt is in my car.
Later that night:
Mo: Those tacos weren't worth $1.25, may $ .75.
KRo: Yeah they used to be $1.00.
Mo. I still would have just paid $.75 for each of them. We should have gotten 2 each, since they were that small.
KRo: Yeah, but I didn't want you to pay 20 dolla...
Mo & KRo: That's where it went!
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| Reactions to Mike's Jogging for Exercise
Case - I think I've died.
Levi - Are you sick? Do I need to call 911 for you?
Dennis - Haha...I have done that before; its actually really invigorating.
Billy - OMG. Are you feeling okay?
Sam - Oh, happy day (chorus in the background repeats).
Bobby Jay - How far ahead was the ice cream truck?
Pickett - Wow...is this going to be a regular thing or was it a one and done thing?
Goose - I am shocked. Totally shocked.
Mo - Wow...that's awesome. Still alive after your run?
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| Mike: You're almost done with work!
Dennis: I know! I am actually wanting to leave right now--the last fifteen minutes are painful.
Mike: That's what she said.
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"We need to get some FeBreeze to get rid of that sex smell." - Mike
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